Thanks...for the Spanking
Let's pretend this did not just happen and I am telling a story simply to pass the time before the big Thanksgiving Day meal... Once upon a time a perfectly sweet and innocent girl had a slight disagreement with her lover. The lover--let's call her Mistress--was big and mean and completely irrational. She pulled the sweet girl over her knee and spanked her rather soundly! For no good reason at all! And then had the nerve to say "Happy Thanksgiving!" Humbug! She's crazy. Oh, Pura! Silly girl. I'm just going to tell the TRUE story, rather than the insane fairy tale you are telling yourself: Today is the day--you know the one. It's the one day of the year where a family can gather together, all at one table, in the brisk fall air, before a magnificent feast, and verbally tear each other to shreds. Happy Thanksgiving. Pura and I decided to opt out. I told my family a very convenient lie that I am just too loaded down with work to make the trip. We a